It’s a slow week for home video, as studios decided to release only a handful of major titles between Christmas and New Year’s Day.
Final Destination 5
2 stars (out of four)
Rated R for strong violence, gruesome accidents, and some language
New Line Cinema
Available on: DVD, Blu-ray and digital download
The “Final Destination” films have been around since 2000, and there is no foreseeable end to the franchise, despite 2009’s entry being heralded as the last. How do filmmakers continue a trip that was supposedly over? They make a prequel, of course.
That gives “Final Destination 5” the dubious honor of becoming redundant on two fronts. First, prequels have been wildly overdone. Second, there hasn’t been anything original about this franchise since the first film laid the groundwork.
Despite what fans may argue, the only real attraction to a “Final Destination” movie is watching the characters die under bizarre circumstances, most depicted in long, drawn-out sequences recalling the workings of a Rube Goldberg machine. Eleven years ago, that concept – along with the idea that death would not be “cheated” – was fun and somewhat inventive. Today, it’s a reminder of how shallow Hollywood can be.
As in the previous “Final Destination” flicks, part five starts with the characters escaping a situation where they were supposed to die. Sam Lawton (Nicholas D’Agosto) and his co-workers are travelling to a retreat when he has a premonition that the suspension bridge their bus is crossing is about to collapse. Panicked, he exits the vehicle, convincing a handful of his friends to follow him. Sure enough, a huge section of the structure falls into the water, but only after Sam and his pals have escaped.
Shortly afterward, the survivors begin to fall victim to gory and bizarre tragedies, including a gruesome death at a massage parlor. Director Steven Quale does a reasonably good job building to each bloody accident but, for anyone who’s seen the previous films, the suspense will be minimal. At least the movie bares all the hallmarks of its ancestors. There’s plenty of blood, there’s a smattering of comedy and the cast is mostly young and attractive. D’Agosto is joined by Emma Bell, Miles Fisher, Ellen Wroe, Jacqueline MacInnes Wood, P.J. Byrne, Arien Escarpeta and David Koechner.
What’s missing is anything surprising or thoughtful. “Final Destination 5” is essentially a color-by-numbers effort in which Quale and screenwriter Eric Heisserer went out of their way to recreate the previous films, varying little but the way that the characters die. The result is a worn-out, grisly mess that’s recommended only for “Final Destination” diehards (pun intended).
DVD extras are limited to a short, making-of feature. The Blu-ray release, which also includes a DVD copy of the film, has several additional extras, including alternate scenes and special effects split-screen sequences.
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– Forrest Hartman is an independent film critic whose byline has appeared in some of the nation’s largest publications. E-mail him at firstname.lastname@example.org.